Criteria for becoming MVP

If you have more computers than rooms in your house…
you might be MVP
If your family members learn about your life from your blog…
you might be MVP
If you’ve ever synchronized your smartphone in a bathroom…
you might be MVP
If you’ve ever been introduced at a party by your online name…
you might be MVP
If you plan your day around wireless hotspots…
you might be MVP
If your wardrobe features computer industry logo's…
you might be MVP
If your spouse gets jealous of your laptop…
you might be MVP
If you spent more money on hardware than the car you drive…
you might be MVP